I should say he wasn’t actually in the toilet at Lord’s, but he was in there via this picture.
Forget for a moment that Dirk looks like he would rather be anywhere else than the photo shoot.
And even forget that Lebara have found the cheapest no name shirts they could for the ad, and think about what this could have been.
It is placed above the piss troughs at the grounds, it should be Dirk with a shit eating grin on his face, pointing his camera down like he is taking a picture of your cock, while Vaas and Saqlain kick the shit out of someone in a chicken suit in the back ground.
Some people just don’t have the flare for advertising that we do.
